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Tau media ini? Wah ini media super kepo maksimal alias kemal. Bisa mancing emosi si empunya id, mancing kemarahan, mancing perkiraan-perkiraan salah target dan bisa curhat juga ya curhat selipan gitu. Kadang awalnya emang asik main media sosial yang banyak jenisnya di dunia internet tapi lama-lama ganggu belajar, ganggu pikiran. Apalagi kalo udah masalah keingintahuan, bukan keingintahuan yang positif nih ya, segala macem bisa digunain apalagi dengan aplikasi ini.

Pertama, kepo mantan.

Wah mau mantannya mantan atau mantan kamu sendiri bisa dikepo-kepo. Kocaknya kalo ketawan dari bahasanya, terus orangnya langsung paham itu siapa yang nanya wah gawat darurat udah. Yang namanya gengsi, malu udah nggak diperluin lagi. Level lu bakalan jatoh seanjlok-anjloknya apalagi kalau sampe banyak orang juga yang tau kalo lu masih kepoin mantan lu, apa kata dunia? Move on men move on, yang belum move on ayo move on, yang bentar lagi move on YES AYO BENTAR LAGI dan yang udah move on Puji Tuhan Alhamdulillah. Menatap masa depan itu indah bukan? Dalam nama Tuhan pasti bisa. Mantan dijadiin temen aja, nggak usah dikepo-kepo lagi yang bikin sakit. Poin curhat selipan, terbukti.

Kedua, kepo gebetan.

Wah ini sih paling asik buat cowok-cowok atau cewek-cewek yang lagi dimabuk cinta. Pengen nggak sih nyenengin orang yang kita senengin pake banget? Iya ini aplikasi bisa jadi media, ajang perebutan simpati dari gebetan. Tanya lagi suka lagu apa, terus tau-tau dateng nyanyi. Lagi kepengen makan apa, terus tau-tau dateng bawain makanan itu. Tanya lagi kepengen apa buat kado ulang tahun, eh tau-tau bawa surprise. Kejutan itu emang menyenangkan banget apalagi sesuai sama kesukaan kita. Bisa gitu... Jadi buat yang sedang dalam pencarian teruslah mencari, buat yang sedang usaha teruslah berusaha tanpa mengganggunya, buat yang hampir dapet wah terusin jangan sampe bikin ilfeel.

Ketiga, kepo artis.

Ini sih kocak. Artis apanya yang mau dikepoin orang semua gosip di tv udah menjelaskan apa yang dia lakukan. Yaudah sih gitu aja.

Keempat, kepo pasangan sweet.

Follow-in orang-orang yang suka ngeshare foto-foto mereka yang lagi pacaran (bukan yang bikin jijik) tapi yang romantis dari hal kecil apapun itu lah ya. Kerjaannya dikasih love doang sama ngekhayal kapan bisa kayak gitu.

KELIMA, KEMAL BAGI PARA HATERS.

Ajang paling menguntungkan buat para haters buat menghina, menyindir, menjelek-jelekan, menjatuhkan orang yang dia benci. Wah itu sih tindakan tidak terpuji banget mau sehalus apapun kalo maksudnya songong, mau semanis apapun kalo maksudnya nyindir, mau sebaik apapun bahasanya tapi maksudnya menjatuhkan yaampun... Like a child who be mad at people who stole his baloons. Nggak dewasa banget. Kurang dewasa ah, Eh nggak dewasa gitu. Gua juga belum bisa mikir secara dewasa sih, masih mau main melulu tapi demi Tuhan gua nggak pernah ngejatuhin orang pake media sosial begitu sumpah demi Tuhan. Bukan pencitraan nih wqwqwq tapi emang nggak pernah, jadi gini, kesel bete dalem hati aja, didoain aja biar Tuhan yang bales. Amin

Udah gitu aja.

ask.fm/gabrielaras

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NOW YOU SEE ME

RECOMMENDED FILM!

NOW YOU SEE ME (Rating: 8.5)

Four magicians—Daniel Atlas (Jesse Eisenberg), Henley Reeves (Isla Fisher), Jack Wilder (Dave Franco) and Merritt McKinney (Woody Harrelson)—are brought together by a mysterious benefactor and, one year later, perform in Las Vegas as "The Four Horsemen" sponsored by Arthur Tressler (Michael Caine), an insurance magnate. For the finale of their performances, the Four Horsemen invite a member of the audience to help them in their next trick: robbing a bank. The man is apparently teleported to his bank in Paris, where he activates an airduct which vacuums up the money and showers it onto the crowd in Las Vegas.

FBI agent Dylan Rhodes (Mark Ruffalo) is called to investigate the theft and is partnered with Interpol Agent Alma Dray (Mélanie Laurent). They interrogate the Four Horsemen, but release them when no explanation for the theft can be found other than magic. Rhodes then meets Thaddeus Bradley (Morgan Freeman), an ex-magician who makes money by revealing the secrets behind other magicians' tricks. Bradley was in the audience and deduced that the Four Horsemen stole the money weeks before, and manipulated the audience into believing it happened in real time.

Rhodes, Dray and Bradley attend the Four Horsemen's next performance in New Orleans. The group's finale involves their stealing about $140 million from Tressler's bank account and distributing it to the audience, which comprises people whose insurance claims had been denied or reduced by Tressler's company. Rhodes attempts to arrest the Four Horsemen, but they escape with help from audience members who were hypnotized to tackle whoever next yelled "Freeze". An infuriated Tressler hires Bradley to expose and humiliate the Four Horsemen in their next performance. Later, while researching the Four Horsemen's background, Dray learns about rumors of a secret society of magicians called "The Eye" and suggests to a skeptical Rhodes the case might be connected to a magician whom Bradley once exposed, and was so humiliated that he attempted a dangerous underwater stunt and drowned.

Before the Four Horsemen's last performance in New York City, Rhodes and Dray locate the group's hideout and confront Wilder there. Wilder attempts to escape in a stolen car, but during the chase it flips and explodes. Rhodes and Dray learn that the Four Horsemen are targeting a particular safe, which is under the surveillance of another FBI team which has taken over the case. They intercept the safe en route to 5 Pointz, but find it empty. The ability of the Four Horseman to continually outwit the FBI leads Rhodes to suspect that there must be a fifth member of the team, potentially Dray or Bradley.

At the final performance, Rhodes and Dray once again attempt to apprehend the Four Horsemen, but Atlas, Reeves, and McKinney jump from the rooftop, seemingly transforming into piles of money that rain from the sky into the cheering crowd, but it turns out the money is fake. Rhodes and Dray are left with the case unsolved, and they kiss goodbye. Courtesy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Now_You_See_Me_(film)

QUOTES [from trailer] 

J. Daniel Atlas: First rule of magic: always be the smartest person in the room.
J. Daniel Atlas: The more you look, the less you see.
J. Daniel Atlas: The closer you think you are, the less you'll actually see.
Courtesy: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1670345/